Today we should put a warning on smartphones that says, ‘Don’t drink and text.’ We have all been there; after a night of drinking, high on life, the bar closes, and you long to continue the party, leading to a rash of drunken texts and feelings of shame. What can be more pleasant than waking up in the morning and seeing all the drunk text messages you sent last night! While there are probably a few regrettable texts to your ex, there are probably tons of funny drunk texts your friends will forever thank you for (and never forget).
Drinking alcohol lowers inhibitions and softens the reaction to social restrictions. As a result, people tend to feel less uncomfortable and anxious in social situations. They also find themselves more relaxed and able to do things they had previously been hesitant to do. It’s not true for everyone who drinks alcohol because some people react to it in a very different way, but that’s the case for most people.
Below, we have compiled a list of some of the most stupid and hilarious drunk texts. You’ll find typos, interesting emojis, and tons of hilarity in drunk texts, including kittens, dance moves, and even forgetting that the drunk party was in their house. There are those who profess their undying love, and then there are those who simply want to know that there is someone out there who cares and will pick them up since they aren’t sure how to get home. Others’ texts are so difficult to decipher that we don’t understand what they’re saying. Their drunk texts are a great read, no matter the reason.